Moo aren't very good at making up knock, knock jokes.
The answer is 4.
Yesterday I attended a baby shower for my Kathy Griffin-Jenny McCarthy-like niece Ashley. I bought a gift from her registry, of course, but also wanted to create something truly unique for her baby girl due in July. Since I've been in a knitting mode, I thought a funky newborn hat would be fun. You know, something not too sweet, not too pink, and a little mod.
Here it is. A Studio 911 udderly original noggin' topper.
( Playlist song chosen for this post courtesy Weird Al.)
I had to create my own pattern, so I randomly chose to add 4 udders. I was later informed by a "country farm gal" that yes indeedy, COWS HAVE 4 UDDERS! Who knew?! Certainly not me. I get my milk from the supermarket.
Slightly confused Ashley.